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Vote for the Best Caption!

Dr. Julia's First Caption Contest
Time to Vote!

To see how the voting is going and chat about the entries... and what you would have said, check out The Votes... so far after you make your pick.


Tell Your Friends!

The time has come. Just look at that great Dr. Julia Coffee Mug that YOU might win!

Of course, this is not the exact mug that the winner receives. The desired coffee mug will have the winning caption, a handle, and be made of ceramic.

Below are the entries. Neither I nor Dr. Julia will be voting, so it's up to you to convince your family and friends (if you have any) to vote for you if you expect to win.

Dr. Julia says that everyone was way off with their caption entries. She said, "Everyone is silly. Nothing at all was being said. We were just posing for the picture in silence."

According to Dr. Julia, none of you should win a thing. I explained to her that we were legally bound to give the promised prize. She said a few things about that too.

Any way, you have up to September 13th to vote. The winner will be announced September 14th!

If you like the "I HOPE I WIN!" Coffee Mug and would like it as sort of a collectible (being a "real first" piece of Dr. Julia Chicken merchandise) you may order it through Dr Julia's Store at Zazzle!

Time's a wastin' - Cast Your Vote!
(Aren't you glad that there's so many letters in the alphabet?)

Vote for the Winning Caption!
Please note that all fields followed by an asterisk must be filled in.
First Name*
E-mail Address*
Country*
What Goes On the MUG?
A...
Chicken Whisperer:
I don't need no stinkin' rooster to wake me... I've got coffee!
B...
Adam:
I would see you, but I'm afraid it would be a conflict of ingest... I mean, interest.
C...
Julia:
Don't worry. I kept the hour after your session open...just in case.
D...
Caroline:
Winning is not everything... but the mug is.
E...
Caroline:
I am the WINNER... of this mug.
F...
Christine:
I'm not really into moving fast on a date. How can I slow things down so we're both on the same trail?
G...
Ruby:
I tried to ask her out, but she was just too fast.
H...
Connie:
Slow Down You're Moving To Fast.
I...
Adam:
So you took all this time to come and see me just because you say you were emotionally assaulted?
J...
Susan:
I need advice. How do I stop living in the fast lane?
K...
Michael:
I always look up. Looking back is fruitless!
L...
Michael Again!:
I actually PREFER snail mail!
M...
Chuck:
Love the new doo!
N...
Thomas:
"Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?"
O...
Caroline:
No, of course that shell doesn't make your butt look big.
P...
Carrie Ann:
My boyfriend can be such a slime sometimes.
Q...
Carrie Ann:
What can I do to get under his shell and see who he REALLY is?
R...
Marcia
Snail: Do I look fat in this shell? Julia Chicken: You look delicious!

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