Kids, Dr. Julia Needs Your Help!
by Farnsworth Fox
A Place To Stay
My Dearest Dr Julia,
My name is Farnsworth Fox. I am writing to you today because things are really bad due to the economy. I find myself down on my luck.
I need to get out of the rain and on top of that, there are these guys (wearing red coats and blowing horns) on horseback who chase me for a while and then they stop and have tea.
I need some rest and a warm environment for sure. I was wondering if you, in all of your wisdom and being the kind bird that you are... I just was thinking that if you might see your way clear to put me up for a couple of nights in the Hen House.
I am a quiet sleeper, and I am so sly with quiet that you will not even know that I am there. That is unless any of the other occupants make strange noises in their sleep.
So, if you could drop me a line and advise me as to the shortest route to get to your place; I would be ever thankful!
Waiting on all fours,